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Carlos Ray Chuck Norris born March 10 1940 is an American martial artist actor film producer and screenwriter. P S 10092008 2211 Uhr.

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Chuck norris superman. After serving in the United States Air Force Norris won many martial arts championships and later founded his own discipline Chun Kuk Do. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants. On his birthday Chuck Norris randomly selects.

He won the 1983 World Series of Poker despite holding only a Joker a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card a 2 of clubs 7 of spades and a green 4 card from the game UNO. Chuck Norris is a martial arts bad as but Superman has super powers. Mozzer 10072008 2202 Uhr.

Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. Superman can do things like go back in time and fly fast and stuff.

Chuck Norris is familiar to fans worldwide as the star of action films such as The Hitman 1991 The Delta Force 1986 and Delta Force 2 1990. Superman vs Chuck Norris is a fight by Hipper. Chuck Norris zieht zu Karneval kein Superman Kostüm an- Superman verkleidet sich als Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris was born. All feats from Chuck Norris facts are valid except for any Omnipotent or he is God ones. For years companies have created powerful heroes and villains to duke it out.

Here are some additional feats I have picked up over the internet for Chuck Norris. Overall Superman presents absolutely no threat to Chuck Norris even Cena doesnt have much trouble with Norris. Chuck Norris was once walking along the Sahara Desert when he decided he needed shelter from the sun.

The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants. He then made his shelter which we now call the Great Pyramids. Chuck Norris vs Superman.

I like Chuck Norris and all but dang Superman would woop him in an instant. Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

68 Funny Chuck Norris Sayings Quotes. He was an executive producer of Walker Texas Ranger 1993 as well as the star. The loser have to wear a tight blue suit with red underwear on his pants.

25 wins 781 0 0 7 wins 219 Chuck Norris Carlos Ray Norris. Bill Gates died in a car accident. He found himself in Purgatory being sized up by.

Also ich find den auch geil aber nur en paar mausklicks weiter gibts viel bessere. Der schwarze mann schaut abends unters bett ob chuck norris drunter liegt xxxDDD. Also known as a film producer actor as well as screenwriter this person served in the US Air Force for as many as 4 years.

He also starred in Missing in Action 1984 and its sequels Firewalker 1986 and Sidekicks 1992. Chuck Norris doesnt have an ESC key on his computer 55 Chuck Norris doesnt turn on the shower. Chuck norris once chalanged superman to the arm wrestling contest.

Thats why there are no signs of life. Chuck Norris became famous as one of the greatest martial artists of all time. After reading your link I figure Chuck Norris would actually clean up the place with Supermans spine.

Joke has 8417 from 984 votes. Chuck Norris has already been to Mars. Chuck Norris will never die Death is afraid of Chuck Norris- Chuck Norris cannot lose in fight to the death battles and has infinite durability.

Battle takes place in Antarctica but may end wherever. Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open so he took it. So he stared at the sand until it melted into 2 ton blocks.

Superman vs chuck norris. Add photo 1 Description 2 Intro 3 Superman 4 Chuck Norris 5 Fight 6 Results The most overpowered characters in fiction finally duel. He stares at it until it starts to cry 56 Chuck Norris took off his shirt and melted Vanilla Ice 57 Chuck Norris was once on American IdolHe won using sign language 58 Chuck Norris once fought Superman.

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